And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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