My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It's never too late to be topless.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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