just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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