you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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