On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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