it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day