How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay