Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(757): View more from Virginia

Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!

(734): View more from Michigan

I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.

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(917): View more from New York City

I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules

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(205): View more from Alabama

Why does Corona taste like a burp?

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(514): View more from Quebec

..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop

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(561): View more from Florida

She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again

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(561): View more from Florida

We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.

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(+61): View more from Australia

You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.

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(513): View more from Ohio

and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone

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