But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.