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• (586): View more from Michigan

  But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?

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  Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!

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  I see a marketing opportunity

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.

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  Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Do what your heart wants. . .

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  My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week

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• (310): View more from California

  It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw

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• (509): View more from Washington

  No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.

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