wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i dont even know how to be here
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.