He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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