This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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