end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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