I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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