I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Never underestimate the power of titties
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
