North Korea, Best Korea!
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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