just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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