this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
We had to coat check the pizza.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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