well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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