My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Randomize
