You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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