quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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