Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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