The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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