I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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