billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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