help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
