It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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