Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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