David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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