its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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