I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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