OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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