There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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