I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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