Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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