at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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