Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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