I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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