I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!