i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.