Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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