Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.