I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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