I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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