let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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