I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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