at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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