i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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