We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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