got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral