Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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