Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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