So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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