Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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