so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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I just found puke in my bra..
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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