So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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