No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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