i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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