At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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