Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
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I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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