you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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