so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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