just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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